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And in order to get 3 eeeaaaarly 90’s Dutch house tunes, stay here !

House of Venus - Dish and tell (bitch mix) (1990)

Fierce Ruling Diva - Rubb it in (1991)

Space Trax - Atomic Playboy (1991)

all 320 !

Wow !

The 80’s way : Nice and slow

Zapp - Computer Love (1985)

The 90’s way : Well… (TIP : the track below is produced by the one & only DJ Funk)

D.J. #1 - Computer Sex (1994)

Get your juke on ! Get your footwork on !

Well OK, we confess, we rarely play beats that fast during gigs. But still, we enjoy them, so there you go :

DJ Gantman - Juke Dat Juke Dat Gant Garrard is the guv’nor (btw this track is actually produced by DJ Rashad).

Mic terror - Juke Them Hoes Hip hop vocal + Jame Brown sample : get off your seat !

Emynd feat Young Chris - We Don’t Give A Fuck (DJ Ayres & Nadastrom Remix 1) Dream team composed of non-jukers, the result is a niiiice hip hop / juke hybrid.

Pillsbury - Bartender (Juke Remix) “hit me with another one” pure phatness !

Bitch Ass Darius - We Can Jack Galactic ghetto-tech. Among the micro samples, you may recognize Christopher and Luther.

Dude & Nem - Watch My Feet Mainstream juke on huge hip hop label TVT. Comes with a nice video. [LINK FIXED]

Gucci Mane & Ludacris - Freaky Girl (Mano juke remix) Altanta flows and Chicago beats get along well.

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Today it’s RANKS GALORE

Shabba Ranks - Trailer Load A Girls. Dope Steely & Clevie riddim.

Ranking Toyan - Stylee. Great take on the “Diseases” riddim, made popular by King Yellowman.

Nardo Ranks - Rum Shaker. Nice Wreckx N Effect rip-off, in a dancehall fashion.

Cutty Ranks - A Fool Dat. Top notch minimal digital riddim by Sly & Robbie.

Un-Ranks bonus, because we love you :

Buju Banton - Operation Ardent. Ruffneck Buju, before the dreadlocks.

Air Jordan 1s were not reissues with shitty colorways.

And most of all funk was funky :

Tamara & The Seen - You Turn Me Up

Kokopop - Lonely Girl Lonely Boy

Jonzun Crew - Redd Hott Mama

Jesse Johnson - She Won’t Let Go

Anthony Quinn is doing a lil sirtaki dance in Chicago, on the bank of Lake Michigan. Some friends just told him Berlin was the place to be. I thinks about moving there. With a stopover in Paris.

Tracklist :

1 - CHEF - Zorbing (original mix)

2 - CHEF - Zorbing (Olibusta remix)

3 - CHEF - Zorbing (douze’s douzing edit)

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You just bought an Impala ‘63, that’s a pretty good choice dear reader (Doughboy also agrees). Even better, you listened to that good ol’ Uncle L and added a boomin system.

Now if you wanna impress the “girlies” and the “sophisticated suckers”, you have to choose carefully the tunes you play while you cruise down the street. Here at the Chef headquarters we suggest these :

The 2 Live Crew - What I like (instrumental) DL

Bass Patrol - Bass Vibrations DL

Breeze - L.A. Posse DL

Take De La Soul’s biggest hit (or is that Ring Ring Ring? you tell me), remove the lyrics, remove the original beat and samples, add a slow house beat, some melancholic piano and synths, and a deeper than deep bassline :

you get a nice house number from topless DJ David Morales, circa 1991.

De La Soul - A Roller Skating Jam Named “Saturdays” (Mo Mo Dub) (mediafire)

this fall’s biggest track :

come to the Rex Club on Nov. 6 to check the mighty Claude on the wheels of steel, with Chef and Olibusta. Facebook event here. And more info soon on this page!

This one has always been a crowdpleaser. Simple recipe : heavy kickdrum and familiar sample.

CHEF - INXCHEF (one click download)